walking on the ground you're breaking

i am 22 now

2008-05-09T19:56:07Z

so far the only notable thing i have done is eat a lot of pretzel sticks dipped in nutella.

oh and i also figured out that these are a knockoff of these. i'm usually on the wrong financial end of imitation fashion, so it was pleasing to learn that i can be a wise consumer, too!!! whether i mean to or not. and i decided that i hate gladiators and i must have been high during the six seconds when i thought they can actually look okay on the right person.

i'm out of nutella bye

I just walked across campus ugly crying.

2008-05-07T14:57:35Z

Can I please never leave my room again?

my life

2008-05-06T00:30:59Z

ummm today my friends and i tried to meet up and study econ

we spent like 45 minutes discussing the marginal rate of substitution for average real beauty (a function of natural prettiness and frequency plus skill of makeup application) and willingness to keep up with body hair removal

i will fail out of college

YESSS

2008-05-02T17:31:18Z

"hey, jim, come here for a second. could you answer me something, as a true eagles fan? how do you live with a franchise this bad?"

I. LOVE. IT.

um

2008-05-01T05:28:06Z

1. i want red jeans
2. i have a technotronic ringtone
3. i'm going to be 22 in a week

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow.

eta: i've been eating absolute garbage for the past week or so. like half a package of cookies in one sitting garbage. and i was just able to put on a pair of pants that i haven't fit into since high school. srsly idk anything anymore

Hi, guys.

2008-04-21T15:04:36Z

This is my rainbow quilt!!! I got it at Target last week and I love it. I'm so glad it's rainy and yucky today and tomorrow so I can SNUGGLE UNDER IT!!!

There was an espresso maker at Target that I took out of my basket so I could get this quilt. But now I wish I had gotten them both so I could be SNUGGLING UNDER A RAINBOW QUEELT WITH A WARM ESPRESSO-BASED BEVERAGE. Poverty has made my life so hard.

NEW FAVORITE DRINK

2008-04-21T05:41:15Z

JASMINES.

GIN. CAMPARI. CITRUS. it's like it was MADE for me!!!

oscar meyer weiner lover

2008-04-18T01:40:41Z

ladylawandakol: OH MY GOD
Ohpi Tse Leh: OH MY GD
ladylawandakol: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ohpi Tse Leh: OH MY GOD
lunchmeat bikini: OH MY GOD
lunchmeat bikini: FJOGHSG
ladylawandakol: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ohpi Tse Leh: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lunchmeat bikini: RUDE
Ohpi Tse Leh: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Ohpi Tse Leh: OH MY GOD
Ohpi Tse Leh: OH MY GOD
grayateanatomy: lol
Ohpi Tse Leh: JIM U RASCAL!!!!!!
lunchmeat bikini: JIM IS SO SRY
Ohpi Tse Leh: JIM
Ohpi Tse Leh: O U
lunchmeat bikini: ROFL
lunchmeat bikini: JIM
Ohpi Tse Leh: LOL!!
lunchmeat bikini: I WANT TO WINK AND POINT AT JIM
Ohpi Tse Leh: he trixed me tho
Ohpi Tse Leh: OMG M2
Ohpi Tse Leh: and click my tongue
lunchmeat bikini: M2 SARAH
lunchmeat bikini: YES

$1 at Target, tyvm

2008-04-17T17:02:41Z

THESE ARE MY NEW PETS.
I have yet to name them. Suggestions?

Maybe I can sew myself one.

2008-04-16T18:17:42Z

I suddenly want a pet.

This is weird.

dorkilicious @ 2008-04-10T04:08:00

2008-04-10T08:10:25Z

hahahaha wow

my poster is the most hideous thing since yr mom

i should have invested in glue sticks instead of $12 worth of paint pens

AlexaRanking: AYCUSE ME COUL JOO SIGN A AUTOGRAPH FOR ME I AM A THIRTEEN YEAR OLT GIRL

2008-04-05T19:26:31Z

http://www.newsday.com/sports/baseball/ny-sphawk0404,0,5191122.story

LMAO I AM LIKE CRYING FROM LOLING IRL

I MEAN I FEEL BAD FOR THE GIRL WHO GOT HER HAIR RIPPED OUT OBVIOUSLY BUT ALEXA RODRIGUEZ OH MY GODDD

I actually noticed it earlier but was scared to give up my exam banana

2008-04-02T16:29:21Z

I have an exam today, so I was eating my good luck banana (YES I AM SUPERSTITIOUS). Halfway through, I noticed that it tasted kind of strange and I had this horrible feeling that my banana had begun to ferment. Not wishing to take my exam buzzed on rotten banana, I threw away the remaining banana half (YES IT TOOK ME HALF A BANANA TO NOTICE SOMETHING WAS WRONG). Now I'm really scared I'll fuck up the exam because I didn't have my whole banana :(

oh and

2008-03-31T05:08:36Z

i can't hate them, sorry.

the braves tied the game on a passed ball by lo duca?
AND THEN WENT ON TO LOSE?
lo duca and milledge went 0-7?

HOW SAD :'( :'( :D

seriously why cant i stop watching this

2008-03-31T04:45:30Z

I AM WEARING PURPLE AND YELLOW SINCE I HAVE NO ONE TO PLAY COLORS WITH

2008-03-22T15:36:12Z

HAPPY HOLI!!!!! RANG BARSE!!!!!

YOU'VE COME A RONG WAY BABY

2008-03-19T17:10:28Z

HAPPY BARFDAY IRAQ WAR!!!

oops

2008-03-19T04:02:36Z

lol i thought i wasn't drunk

i was wrong

ETA:

I just bought two more pairs. That don't really go with anything.

2008-03-18T15:56:00Z

If I were a superheroine, I'm pretty sure my weakness would be Target ballet flats.

....

2008-03-15T19:12:45Z

BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH!!!

3.141592653589793 is all ik by <3

2008-03-14T21:42:24Z

HAPPY PI DAY!!!

mets fans = greatest people in the world

2008-03-11T22:11:26Z

should i get this haircut...

At least my madras skirt looks cute on me

2008-03-07T20:17:26Z

I seem to have spent close to $2,000 on clothes, makeup, and alcohol since coming here.

How did that happen!!!

math genius

2008-02-29T07:29:22Z

it's 2:29 on 2/29

and i am drinking and doing homework...?

this is sooo sweet

2008-02-27T19:37:08Z

i am listening to BASEBALL